[13] Need a Laugh?

     When I started the draft to this post 2 months ago it was on one of those nothing-is-going-right, desperately in need of a pick-me-up kind of days. Being a hard day it quickly exhausted me and I found myself in one of those “I am not really sure why I am doing it”/”I am so tired” laughing fits. Silly jokes I had seen on a paper left by my friend for me sent me over the edge, and somehow lifted my mood despite being terribly punny and over the top cheesy. So I know these are dorky but maybe someone else out there needs this little bit of cheese to perk up their smile as well! Here they are:

• Knock knock.

         Who’s there?

         Smell mop.

         Smell mop who?

         (Say that one a couple of times and you start to hear it! Hah.)

• You must have 11 protons because you are sodium fine!      (GREAT pick up line.)

•  How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

          Ten tickles.

• 84 travel agents go into a bar. The bartender says “Get out! We don’t serve travel agents here!” and one travel agent says, “Boy, you trippin’!”

• Two guys walk into a bar and one says, “I’ll have some H2O.” The guy next to him says, “Yea that sounds good, I’ll have some H2O too.” The second man died.